12/24/2022 0 Comments Funny halloween text messages![]() ![]() Now that you’re going away, it’ll be chargeable by the minute. The best part about having friends is that you always have someone to seek advice. Goodbye my friend, it won’t be the same without you… it’ll be much better. Why do you have to go? I loved having someone who paid for my lunch! Just a temporary absence until you return with gifts. If you don’t call me at least once a week, I’ll report you, I’ll find you, I’ll hunt you down… and give you the longest hug! Goodbye my friend, I hope our paths cross again… so I can punch you for leaving me in the first place!ĭo you have to go? Here’s my address, feel free to send presents! Goodbye. Goodluck finding better friends than me! Goodbye. How am I ever going to handle all these crazy people around me, without you? Who will tolerate my midnight rants? Who will I hang out with when I feel low? Who, who who? I hate you, and I hope you fail at whatever you set out to do… so you can come back and life can be normal again! Goodbye, NOT!Įvery time you feel alone, every time you feel lonely… just close your eyes and think about all the amazing gifts you’ll bring for me when you come back. I hate you for leaving me here, all alone, without my bestie by my side. I honestly don’t know whether to smile or cry. I’ll say goodbye, only if you promise to bring me expensive gifts when you return. I don’t know of a deeper pain than watching a friend leave… especially a friend who pays for my meals. Do not, even for a second, believe that you’ll never pay for my meals again. ![]()
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